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Joke of the Day
"Yay! The Democrats won the World Series!"
Next Joke
"""It's beautiful today. Let's work outside."" *5 mins later* ""This was a terrible idea."" *more bees disrupt the open heart surgery*"
"What do you call a ghost in spring? April ghouls"
"What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad? Urine trouble"
"Why do hens sit on eggs? because they're too poor to afford chairs."
"No matter how much you push the envelope... ...it's still stationery."
"Beer foam is the opposite of memory foam."
"Everybody thinks they are cool... Until they fuck up a handshake with a black guy."
"I recently started smoking... It was all dunhill from there"
"Me: I'm nauseous. WebMD: Stop looking in the mirror."