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Joke of the Day
"How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They only screw the poor."
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"Who is a bodybuilder's favourite painter? [Gainsborough](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Gainsborough) ^Pronounced ^""Gainz, ^brah"""
"Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane but he's not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind the pig vane keeps pointing toward the feed trough."
"My boss told me she would screw me if I worked all the free overtime I possibly could."
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass"
"On this pesticide spray it says, ""Keep away from children."" Fuck, they knew I was coming."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ankansas ! Ankansas who ? Ankansas though any piece of wood !"
"What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son? James Bonding bah dun tss"
"Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries? They find bookkeeping too exciting."
"What did the girl on her period say when she got caught? ""You caught me red handed!"""