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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to buy a house near the St. Louis Airport and paint ""Welcome to chicago"" on my roof to confuse people who are about to land."

"Can't stop thinking about really disturbing things today, like what if they had called him Illinois Jones."

"My skateboarding career and Jon Snow have a lot in common. They both ended with an Ollie."

"I tried to buy a new boomerang today but I couldn't throw my old one away."

"What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back? (_) ( _)>- (_) A Reptile Dysfunction."

"What did the redneck say to his ex? ""Can we still be cousins?"""

"Why is 77 better than 69? You get ate more."

"Barack Obama."

"How many Duggar does it take to screw in a light bulb? They screw children, not light bulbs."

"To the 4 people today who tried to prank me and failed, eat it jerks. To the 13 who succeeded, guys can u pls delete the photos of me crying"