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Joke of the Day
"55% of people will yawn after reading the word ""yawn."""
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"I like big buts and I cannot lie. But that doesn't necessarily make my grammar bad."
"The cashier wasn't impressed with my top hat, sash, and monocle until I said ""Keep the change"" from the $1 I gave him for my $0.95 purchase."
"Don't mind me, just practicing how to make tables on reddit :---------|:---------|:--------- |Winner|loser|description"
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"Me: do you want to hear what happened to the last guy who threatened me? Bumper cars operator: i meant your time is up, like for the ride"
"I could never eat a vegan burger I don't believe in cannabalism"
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"A giraffe walks into a bar And says ""Hey everybody the high balls are on me!"""