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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert? Darude Sandstorm"
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"A German, an American and a Russian walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them suspiciously and says, ""Is this some kind of a joke?"""
"How does Schrodinger apologise? Sorry not sorry"
"Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He had no body to dance with"
"My bank sends a text with my balance. It's a nice feature but I didn't think the LOL was necessary."
"I like sleeping with amish women that way i don't have to call the next day"
"[politics] I think Trump settled the whole ""tiny hands equals small penis"" argument today... It must take a pretty massive dick to fuck the entire world at once"
"Want to make sure you don't walk in on anyone masturbating when you get home? Try opening a bag of chips quietly when you get to your street"
"What do you call a turtle with a hard on? A tank!!!! PEW PEW PEW!!"
"Breaking both of your legs sucks. I can't stand being in a wheelchair."