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Joke of the Day
"What type of wrists are the scariest? Terror wrists."
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"What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone? It was counter-inuitive."
"Son: ""Mom, Dad, I'm gay."" Mom: *Stares at Dad* Dad: *Clenches fist* Mom: ""Don't!"" Dad: *Sweats Profusely* Mom: ""..."" Dad: ""HI GAY, I'M DAD"""
"What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof? You're hired"
"What's a Mexican's favourite letter? C. LOL! I heard this at work today, top fucking bantz!"
"What did the DNA say to the other DNA? ""Do these genes make me look fat?"""
"What starts with an F and ends in ""uck""? Fuck"
"What happened to the man who sent a group of crows to the insane asylum? He went to jail because he commit a murder."
"Marriage counselling because sometimes your spouse needs to hear from a professional that they're being an ass."
"Do I have a girlfriend!? Are you kidding me? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TOILET PAPER THOSE THINGS USE!?"