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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss Harambe."
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"I hate jokes about German sausage.. They're the wurst"
"When an ad says critics are ""raving"" over a movie, I picture them all in a dark warehouse twirling glowsticks & giving each other back rubs."
"I'm so down on my luck right now, that I can't even afford to change out light bulbs when they burn out... Things don't look so bright"
"What do you call a kind rock Gneiss"
"A third grader opens the door and yells to his mom. ""Mom! Today I found out I have a bigger penis than all the other kids!"" ""That's because you're 23, Tyrone."""
"Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia? Because he was Snowden"
"Apparently this is the letter ""v"" in Chinese: ... Lets see you try to fly in that shape American birds."
"Waiter there is a fly in my soup ! Yes sir thats the manager the last customer was a witch doctor !"
"They say imitation is the highest form of flattery, but actually... A plateau is."