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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss Harambe."
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"*sees a hot girl on the train* ""ay gurl check this out"" *i try to seductively eat a banana but i miss my mouth & smush it into my forehead*"
"They asked me earlier today what is beer made of Unfortunately I didn't know the answer as I barley pay attention to those facts."
"Bae keeps on slippin, slippin, slippin Into da futuuurrrree"
"Big Ben walks up to the club like... ...what up? I got a big clock."
"I like to use Rock, paper scissors to make all my binary choices. Like what gender I am"
"there're two reasons why i wear a diaper for 1 & 2"
"Asian women like riding short yellow *buses*. AKA asian dick."
"When my son loses his 1st tooth, Im putting $1 under his pillow and a note that says ""I'll be back with a hammer for the rest. -Tooth Fairy"""
"I hate when people ask what I hope to be doing in 5 years time. I mean come on, I don't have 2020 vision."