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Joke of the Day
"Liverpool have went from SAS to LOLS From Suarez and Sturridge to Lallana Origi Lambert Sturridge"
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"Half Life 3 lol"
"66% of being a woman is just hiding the remote when you're mad"
"Pilot episode You know how you can tell if a shows going to be any good based on the pilot, since it sets the tempo for the entire show? I just realized that my dad didn't like the pilot of my life..."
"My head hurts worse than your life sucks. Too bad a couple of Advil can't help your patheticism."
"Its funny how guys always say they would give their left nut to do something awesome. Why is the right nut so much cooler than the left nut?"
"1st Anniversary: Let's go to Vegas 5th Anniversary: Get a sitter so we can go to dinner 10th Anniversary: Russian roulette sounds like fun"
"What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing? Carlos."
"What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear? Boulangerie."
"Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium BATMAN!"