216719

Joke of the Day

"1st Anniversary: Let's go to Vegas 5th Anniversary: Get a sitter so we can go to dinner 10th Anniversary: Russian roulette sounds like fun"

"What happens when a vampire drinks too much? They get a fangover."

"Wife: It's date night! Me: So, a movie, and... You still have that school uniform? W: Yes. *winks* M: Maybe you can get a student discount."

"Guy: Do you like Cds? Girl: Um, sure that's a weird question why? Guy: Cuz u about to see deez nuts!"

"Where can you go to pick up black birds? The crow bar"

"Yelling ""you're not my real ladder!"" at your step ladder."

"What do you call clothes for a car? A tire."

"[first date] ME: I'm having a great time HER: I'm not ME: *peeking out from my pillow fort* I don't even let my dog in here, Janet"

"What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion? the republican presidential candidates."

"Whitney Houston's last hit was ... off a crack pipe."