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Joke of the Day
"66% of being a woman is just hiding the remote when you're mad"
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"What do you call an Egyption's butt muscle? A sphinxster"
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"My friend tried to get an anal piercing and failed... They're still butthurt about it."
"Dog in a Bar A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""
"I won a competition where you had to make as many Freudian slips as you could in sixty seconds. It was a race against the cock."
"[First day as a private investigator] *Forgets to turn off camera shutter sound *Gets murdered"