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Joke of the Day

"Only a few weeks left before Election Day in the US and I am still undecided... ...if I should move to Canada or New Zealand."

"What do Muslims eat for Thanksgiving? Quran-berries!"

"My cross fit application was was rejected Bad form"

"What is the first sign of spring? Two rednecks carrying a heater into the pawn shop."

"""Can you read Chinese?"" ""Yes but only when it's printed in English."""

"Photosynthesis is the process used by plants to convert a picture into a thousand words"

"How did the Jewish man take advantage of the wasted girl at the bar? He had her pay his tab!"

"France and Italy declare war... France surrenders and Italy switches sides. Both countries lose."

"I'll have you know I did four years in Nam. Turns out pedophilia is illegal there too."

"{Stalker Diary} I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night."