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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing? Carlos."

"single because i didn't forward that chain mail in 2008"

"I really want to take my girlfriend out to dinner... ...But she asks way too much per hour."

"Have you ever heard of the international feline butt scratching award? . I hear it's a catastrophe"

"Your jokes are only as funny as someone else's sense of humor."

"Just realized that we are seriously kicking China's ass in cookie technology. So, we've got that going for us, which is nice."

"What did the male potato chip say to the female potato chip? Are you Frito-lay?"

"You're never too old to learn stupid shit."

"What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!"

"What do you call a abortion in Czechoslovakia? A cancelled check."