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"Half Life 3 lol"
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"A boy asks his mother a question Boy: ""Mom, why's my cousin named Jasmine?"" Mom: ""That's because your aunt likes flowers."" Boy: ""Mom, what do you like?"" Mom: ""Oh, be quiet Richard"""
"My dance moves are so white Charlie Sheen tried to snort them."
"A doctor told Donald Trump he has Acute Narcissistic Personality Disorder... Trump said ""It's not just cute, it's **the cutest** narcissistic personality disorder in the world. Believe me."""
"Hate it when we run out of clean towels so I have to ride my white stallion Gregory up and down the driveway real fast to dry my mullet"
"Is there a morning after pill to erase all the texts from the night before?"
"A horse walks into a bar The bartender says ""why the long face?"""
"Next time you order coffee at Starbucks tell them your name is Bueller and then leave the store."
"Stretching before working out is for wussies could someone please call 911?"
"How do you get 300 babies in a bowl? Blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips"