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Joke of the Day

"What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear? Boulangerie."

"*A group of cannibals eating a pie* This is amazing, what did you do different? ""Well, I used fresh Barry's"""

"Can someone please explain why I have to pay full price for Swiss Cheese"

"So TSA took a Buzz Lightyear toy off a child... I guess they thought it would say ""To infinity... and be-bombed"""

"TIL Billy Mays served in the US military It wasn't for long though it was only 1999."

"What's a ghost's favorite type of porn? Boookakke!"

"A funny 1-liner I'm more tired than the Michelin Man."

"I had to go get a mole removed today God knows how he got up there!"

"What's The Difference Between Snowmen, & Snow Women? Snowballs."

"After drinking that much, I just hope whatever I bring back home is some sort of human."