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Joke of the Day
"I can hear everything you're mumbling under the duct tape. Yes, I will marry you."
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"A man walks past someone brushing their teeth with toothpaste in a gated garden... ""Cool-gate, dude,"" he said."
"I just witnessed a co worker eat a cupcake with no frosting. What kind of devil worshiping nonsense is this?"
"What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs? Be sharp or Be flat."
"Rick astley will let you borrow any movie from his collection of Pixar films except one. He's never going to give you Up."
"What is a grateful person's favorite number/letter combination? 10Q!"
"I like my women how i like my Little Ceasars Pizza... Hot and Ready for only $5."
"Where do sick boats go to? The dock."
"What do you call an avid gardener? Herb"
"Ever heard of the DNA? National Dyslexic Association."