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Joke of the Day

"I like my women how i like my Little Ceasars Pizza... Hot and Ready for only $5."

"what do you call a weird camel? A wamel!!! Made my 6 year old laugh anyway!"

"Things I hate 1. haters 2. r/jokes 3. lists"

"Why'd the factory worker hate their job? Because it was soda pressing."

"""I can't believe it's not butter!"" could be a disappointed statement as well. I'd like the context before I buy."

"Why did Hitler kill himself? Because he saw his gas bill."

"Totally Original Joke What do you get when you cross a bulldog and a maltese shih tzu? An abortion."

"Q: What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills."

"This outfit is called Running Into Someone I Know Would Be The Ultimate Worst Thing That Could Happen"

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? you can keep the tip."