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Joke of the Day
"What is a grateful person's favorite number/letter combination? 10Q!"
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"My friend phoned me up at three in the morning. He said, ""Can you pick me up from the bar?"" I said, ""No mate, my arms aren't that long."""
"You know, Microsoft, if you had called it Bang instead of Bing, you'd have destroyed Google. Example: I just Banged Catherine Zeta Jones."
"You can tell a lot about a man by the way he calls off the wedding and starts dating your brother."
"My dad told me his New Years resolution was to embrace his mistakes. He hugged my sister and I :("
"Instead of the Maternity Ward they should have called it the New Releases section."
"My girlfriend said period jokes aren't funny... So I ended up throwing away 3 pages of jokes i had written about the Victorian era."
"Circles are so pointless."
"What sort of activity is eagle hunting classified as these days? ILLEAGLE activity."
"My wife has really dry skin so I asked my doctor what I could do about it. He said, ""Give her a milk bath."" I said, ""Pasteurized?"" The doctor replied, ""No, just up to her knees will do."""