17721

Joke of the Day

"What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs? Be sharp or Be flat."

"I feel like I've eaten three countries! ...namely Turkey, Chile and Greece."

"Mime Ninja Silent, But Deadly."

"Did you know that 37.8% of all statistics are made up?"

"Batman: Introducing, the Robinmobile. Robin: I'm so excited! *curtain opens* Robin: Bruce, that's a car bed... Batman: You're welcome."

"what kind of pants does the godfather wear? al pa-chinos"

"What is your favorite dumb joke? Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally."

"My drug dealer sold me some shoes the other day... ...I dont know what he laced them with but Ive been tripping all day."

"A black man went into a bank and asked for a job. ""You're in luck!"" said the manager. $50 thousand a year, and a car!! ""You're joking!"" said the black man. ""Of course I'm joking. But you started it!!"""

"What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His shoulder. One more...what's black and sits at the top of a staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire. I'm so sorry"