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Joke of the Day

"I just witnessed a co worker eat a cupcake with no frosting. What kind of devil worshiping nonsense is this?"

"How do you break up with a farmer long-distance? A John Deere letter."

"i know a guy who loves saying ""best thing since sliced bread"" and i imagine hes always at a grocery store lookin at bread and just losing it"

"How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it"

"Samsung is permanently stopping production of the Galaxy Note7. At least it went out with a bang."

"Whenever I hear a Mexican talking excitedly, I always imagine him explaining food, soccer or that someone is stuck in a barbed wire fence."

"Someone knocked on my door and asked if I wanted to donate to the organization for children with no hands. I started clapping."

"How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas? He felt his presents."

"I never give homeless people drugs because I know they're just going to trade them for food"

"My dad rear ended a car today that had a Jesus bumper sticker on it... ..he stopped in the Name of the Lord."