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Joke of the Day

"Rick astley will let you borrow any movie from his collection of Pixar films except one. He's never going to give you Up."

"*walkig around department store that is full of wat clearly are christmas decorations* its haloween again ALREADY??"

"What have the films 'Titanic' and 'The Sixth Sense' got in common? Icy dead people."

"Malaysia has some of the world's best magicians They make entire planes disappear."

"Why were the German tomatoes drunk? Because they'd been on the vine."

"What did the gay Frenchman say to his boyfriend right before sucking his dick? Boner appetit."

"I suffer from an unusual obsessive compulsive disorder, CDO I have to write acronyms in alphabetical order"

"England's gonna have a rude awakening when they go to war and all their knights are actors and musicians."

"Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course."

"""Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."" Me, to my empty bag of Oreos."