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Joke of the Day

"I like my sex like I like my barbeque, mesquite"

"What do you call a white supremacist who doesn't eat meat? A vegitaryan"

"My doctor told me, ""DON'T mix this medicine with alcohol or you could wake up somewhere naked with a monkey on your arm."" CHALLENGE ACCEPTED"

"A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I'm dragging a body behind me should be irrelevant"

"Maybe my grandma stayed married for 50 yrs because she never said stuff like ""I just wish he would support me, you know, creatively."""

"I thought it was funny... Came up with this one yesterday ""What did off-center say to tilted? I don't know either he told me to askew!"""

"No one realizes when someone says, ""The last thing I wanna do is hurt you,"" that basically implies: there is a list, hurting you is on it."

"I stopped going to the beach because people kept mistaking me for a corpse and poking me with sticks"

"Why do Chinese only care about themselves? Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun."

"Purse dogs... I've heard they're pretty clutch."