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Joke of the Day
"Multitasking: screwing up several things at once."
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"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist fuck"
"*goes on job interview* -You come very highly recommended. -Why thank you, I always try to be as stoned as possible before I come to work."
"A friend of mine offered to tell me a joke using the UDP protocol, but then warned me I might not get it."
"A large chunk of ice walks into a bar and places his order. ""I'll take a whiskey on the rocks."" The bartender looks at him and says, ""I'm sorry, sir, but I can't serve your kids."""
"i have been trying to teach my dog to speak English.... but his skills are ruff"
"Sometimes I want to comment on a photo on Facebook but then I don't wanna have to explain why I'm in your Random Party Pics' album at 4am."
"What do you give an injured alligator? Gatorade"
"Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor? because Sam sung better than him"
"What do you call a Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Pollution. What do you call every Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Solution."