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Joke of the Day

"Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor? because Sam sung better than him"

"I started a fertilizer store but but got sued by Apple Inc. They patented selling overpriced shit for fruits."

"Why was the picture acquitted of the charge for murder? Because it was framed."

"Went to the proctologist ... ended up with a ;"

"I hate when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years, Come on guys I don't have 2020 vision"

"There is no ""I"" in the word ""team,"" but I don't think that means anything about team work. That's just how it's spelled."

"What's a Mexican's dick when it's cold out? A little chili."

"The girl that cut my hair said ""Is there anything else I can do for you?"" and now I'm permanently banned from Famous Hair."

"On toilet in a stall playin TigerWoods on phone.eagled a par5.Crowd cheered.Pretty sure guy in the next stall thought I just took epic dump"

"What's the difference between a fox and a pig? About six drinks"