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Joke of the Day
"What do you give an injured alligator? Gatorade"
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"Lubricant?? ... Lubri-CAN!!!"
"What do you call a group of people who hate Mexicans? Que Que Que"
"I haven't slept in days I've been sleeping at night."
"After the American Revolution, Thomas Paine celebrates by purchasing a new pair of shoes. He declares that these are the times to try men's soles."
"What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down."
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr Dre...."
"What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college? Bison!"
"I bought a new pair of polarizing sunglasses and was asking my friends what they thought of them. They seemed to either love them or hate them."
"Heard about the statistician who liked to kick back with his feet in the oven and his head on a bucket of ice? On the average, he was quite comfortable."