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Joke of the Day
"What do you give an injured alligator? Gatorade"
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"What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure? Zoolander"
"She uses her boyfriends toothbrush without his knowledge and wears his underwear every day....I eat a dog biscuit ONCE and I'M the weirdo???"
"Never tell a woman you're infatuated with her. All she'll hear is ""fat""."
"I've recently developed a severe phobia of elevators. I'm taking steps to avoid them."
"You know why some people wear socks with sandals?Cos they've never been punched in the head for it.If you see an offender,do the right thing"
"Getting the girl isn't as easy as they make it look in the movies. They don't trip as often, and when you do catch up they get the machete away from you. :\"
"[text] 11:56 pm Her: whatcha doin? Me: taking a shit 12:03 am Her: whatcha doin now? Me: same shit different day"
"I grew up thinking my Dad had tourettes.... turns out he just genuinely thought I was a fucking cunt."
"What does a sailor use to clean his clothes? Tide"