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Joke of the Day
"Potato chips bragging about having less fat - I don't think you understand people who eat you."
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"Don't forget that alcohol helps to remove the stress, the bra, the panties and many other problems."
"Good Answer A white couple gets a black child. Angry husband asks- You white, Me white. Why is baby black? Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!"
"My wife said I'm just like Pluto I have a very cold heart"
"My brother is addicted to break fluid... But he says he can stop any time."
"""It's complicated"" relationship status = someone cheated but we signed a lease."
"My neighbors dog barks unbelievably loud... ... so I asked him to train his dog to bark at a more believable level."
"Shout out to my grandpa That's the only way he can hear"
"Speed dating? You mean pizza delivered in less than 30 mins..."
"I've been a little worried about the voices I hear in my head,.. .. luckily one of them is a therapist and he's been helping me through it."