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Joke of the Day

"I've been a little worried about the voices I hear in my head,.. .. luckily one of them is a therapist and he's been helping me through it."

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"Two blondes walk into a building... Youd figure one of them would have noticed it."
"If I was an author I would make my pen name... *Page Turner.*"
"I won $3 million on the lottery this weekend so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75."
"A large robot animal attacked The Home Depot on Friday. Shoppers were frightened at the sight of the Stihl Behr."
"During agricultural revolution canines... ...became dogmesticated. AHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHa"
"A wise man once said that nothing really dies, it just comes back in a new form Then he died."
"What did one depressed saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support before people think we're nuts!"
"Why doesn't the man with an extra penis have any friends? He's too cocky."
"It was so cold this morning... I actually saw a solicitor with hands in his own pockets!!"