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Joke of the Day

"My neighbors dog barks unbelievably loud... ... so I asked him to train his dog to bark at a more believable level."

"What do mexicans call their erect penises? Beaners"

"What do you call a drunk dinosaur? Staggersaurus."

"I'm 0 for 3 in getting people to try a spoonful of my homemade peach jam on the subway platform this morning. Some days are challenging!"

"What do you call it when you rape a girl and cum on her chest? A Cosby Sweater"

"What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant? It'll Dimsum."

"Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness? They don't like any witnesses."

"What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane? Hi Jack!"

"How many kids do you think Wolverine has? Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out."

"What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old? Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window"