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Joke of the Day

"Good Answer A white couple gets a black child. Angry husband asks- You white, Me white. Why is baby black? Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!"

"My whore sister wants to get a tramp stamp of a barcode. I guess so guys in the club can do a price check."

"Why did the band Wham! break up? Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's [Jitterbug]( http://youtu.be/pIgZ7gMze7A), people."

"My girlfriend said ""I've got an itch between my toes"". So I asked ""Which toes?"". She answers ""My big toes""."

"Never date a girl with lots of baggage They'll travel too much, you will never get to see them."

"Nothing scares people away like saying something positive on the internet."

"What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling? r/jokes"

"Winters, when your handwriting turns out the same no matter which hand you use."

"Where do football directors go when they are fed up ? The bored room !"

"What do you call a fish that can't sing? An out-of-tuna!"