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Joke of the Day
"""It's complicated"" relationship status = someone cheated but we signed a lease."
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"Alzheimer's Joke [Not Sure if Repost]"
"Am I an Angel A little Black Baby Dies and goes to heaven, he sees and angel flying and says ""God am I an angel?"" God looks down pats him on the head and says "" Nah Nigga you a bat"""
"Stuffs sugar packets into my handbag as I leave the cafe. Sachets away."
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"Hey, reddit, what is the most offensive joke you know? I just thought of this one. It should be pretty entertaining!"
"A Jewish guy at my restaurant loves croutons Specifically, burnt croutons. I can understand why, he knows their pain"
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"You know what amazes me? A maze."