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Joke of the Day
"Shout out to my grandpa That's the only way he can hear"
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"What do peasants do in their spare time? They serf"
"Putin is really messing with Obama over this Ukraine thing. The last time a Russian beat a black guy this bad Apollo Creed died."
"Gold walks into a bar Copper says, ""Au! Get outta here!"""
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"Every restroom says gentleman on it...since I'm a degenerate asshole I've been pissing in the trash cans outsidee them."
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"him: what are you looking for on this dating site? me: someone who will hold the cats down so I can take pics of them wearing sunglasses."