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Joke of the Day

"Speed dating? You mean pizza delivered in less than 30 mins..."

"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?!"

"I'm Skyping your mom right now I've got both monitors up so she can fit."

"Why don't old people have sex? Have you ever tried peeling a grilled cheese apart?"

"Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept running out of the pen..."

"Caught my ping smoking weed while playing online Now it became high"

"How do you know you are in a real lesbian bar? Not even the pool table has balls"

"Why do meth heads like to do it doggy style? So they can both peek out the blinds."

"I heard this joke about a guy who gave oral sex to his sister's daughter. It was a real niece lapper."

"What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek? A bunion."