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Joke of the Day

"Kenyan men are the best at long distance relationships."

"My father owned a body removal business He lifted a lot of dead weight"

"review of outside: too many other people, bugs will attack you randomly, pizza only available in certain areas 0/5 would not recommend"

"Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you? Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!"

"What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on? A Perch!"

"Being a parent is the most rewarding job in the world. Unless you have a job where the reward is, for example, getting paid."

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ... Then I thought, ""look what's telling me that"""

"If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY. That's how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside."

"We think you may have a phobia of marriage Doctor: We think you may have a phobia of marriage. Do you know what the symptoms are? Me: I can't say I do. Doctor: That's one of the symptoms, yes."

"Someone asked Trump how he planned to build the wall he said ""On the day I got elected 60 million people shit a brick and Mexico agreed to pay for the mortar"""