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Joke of the Day
"My father owned a body removal business He lifted a lot of dead weight"
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"What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician? One pulls rabbits out of hats and the other pulls habits out of rats."
"You can't say America isn't inclusive and progressive The Current president is a black man and latest election was between a female and a mentally handicapped person."
"I used to be addicted to doing the Hokey Pokey Luckily I since turned myself around."
"Wanna hear a joke? You!"
"BIDEN: I'mma punch him when he comes here. OBAMA: No, Joe. Don't do that. BIDEN: Punch him round the back. OBAMA: Joe. BIDEN: Kick, then."
"I don't know what hurts my wrist more, playing volleyball or watching women's volleyball!"
"A nurse found a rectal thermometer... A nurse found a rectal thermometer in her top breast pocket. ""Some assholes got my pen"" she said."
"Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs? Rhinos R Us"
"Michelle Obama was not the first person to think of the ""Turnip for what"" She was the First Lady"