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Joke of the Day

"review of outside: too many other people, bugs will attack you randomly, pizza only available in certain areas 0/5 would not recommend"

"Never trust a screw... ... They might turn on you!"

"My wife's credit card got stolen and she doesn't know how... I do, I've been praying for a financial miracle."

"What I don't understand is, how did Jabba the Hutt become so powerful? He's just a fat, lecherous crook. Wait"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ? Burglars don't knock !"

"When a squirrel runs on the road then turns around quickly is it because he thinks he left his little squirrel iron on?"

"Today is International Women's Day. It was actually supposed to be held 2 days ago but they took too long to get ready."

"Maybe Adele is singing about her cats. You don't know."

"After significant research, I can confirm that toddlers will not go away if you ignore them."

"What's better, Google or Yahoo? Let's Google it."