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Joke of the Day
"Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you? Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!"
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"Came downstairs to watch the game and the channel had changed. Looked at the dog, he looked back, then slowly slid his paw off the remote."
"Has anyone ever seen Matthew McConaughey and a statue made out of overcooked bacon in the same room together"
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"A republican posts in /r/politics..."
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