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Joke of the Day

"What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on? A Perch!"

"I'm no weatherman... But you'll be seeing more than a couple inches tonight. ;)"

"I don't know why they don't let priests marry and have kids seems like a great way to guarantee they don't have sex."

"You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nites and so does she."

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he didn't want to be spotted!"

"The red haired guy in the bakery doesn't like being called... 'The Ginger Bread Man' *lesson learned"

"Did you hear about Mr. Pizza's divorce? His wife got full crustody and half his dough."

"Why Do Farts Smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too!"

"Got kicked out of the Renaissance Fair after seeing an Asian wearing a breastplate. I said there was a chink in the armor."

"Why can you not play UNO with mexicans? They take all the green cards."