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Joke of the Day
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender"
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"Maybe your jeans are distressed because you're wearing them?"
"Boy: My love for you is like counting the stars.. Girl: Oww, Infinite? Boy: Nope, Pointless .."
"*eye of the tiger starts to play as I trip & fall down the stairs"
"(At a funeral) Im so sorry for your loss. I know how it feels to lose something you love. Last year Taylor Swift took her music off Spotify."
"The best part about Netflix is there are no commercials. On an unrelated note, does anyone know how to get urine stains out of a couch?"
"Michel J Fox walks into an ice cream parlor. He orders a large cone with two scoops what flavors does he choose? It doesn't matter he's just going to drop it anyway"
"How do you make black people break out into song? Put em' to work!... On a gospel record."
"What happens to lawyers after they die? They lie still."
"What do you call a Mexican who can't find parking. Noe. E-or estacionar is park in Spanish."