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Joke of the Day

"How do you make black people break out into song? Put em' to work!... On a gospel record."

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"Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?"
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"My friend said he's going to a fancy dress party as a small Italian island..... I said don't be so silly."