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Joke of the Day
"How do you make black people break out into song? Put em' to work!... On a gospel record."
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"Sometimes all I'm really doing with my life is just trying to make it from one weekend to the next."
"There are 2 important rules in business. 1. Don't tell people everything you know."
"What do French athletes wear? Jaques straps"
"That awkward moment when someone isn't texting you back and then you see them update their status from mobile."
"Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face."
"Why was there semen on the clean laundry? When Greg woke up, his mom had left a note reading, ""Please put a load in the washer"""
"I'll never forget my grandfather last words to me ""Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!"""
"I don't see why everyone is up in arms about Oscar Pistorius.... Haven't we all woken up legless and fired a few into the missus?"
"Look I see that you love me and would kill for me, but this guy over here barely notices me and has a GF. I'll play the odds. -Woman logic"