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Joke of the Day

"Michel J Fox walks into an ice cream parlor. He orders a large cone with two scoops what flavors does he choose? It doesn't matter he's just going to drop it anyway"

"What do you call a special agent in a washing up bottle!? Ha bubble 0 7"

"How do you pick up a girl from Auschwitz..... With a broom and a dustpan."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffe before it was cool."

"So the Mayor of London Boris Johnson has knocked a 10 year old boy to the ground... Then again... wouldn't be the first time a British MPs tackle has hurt an under aged child would it?"

"What do you call two physicians? Paradox."

"Wife: He's just so literal all of the time, he gets so confused Psychiatrist: Is this true? Me: [worried] Are u really gonna make me shrink?"

"Got CPR and CCR confused. Ended up playing ""Fortunate Son"" on my boombox while watching a man die."

"What do you call a belt made of paper? A waist of paper. *knee slap*"

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it! How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way. All thanks go to my father, I'll show myself out."