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Joke of the Day

"(At a funeral) Im so sorry for your loss. I know how it feels to lose something you love. Last year Taylor Swift took her music off Spotify."

"Need jokes about Germany/German people Friend of mine going to Germany. Want to wallpost lame jokes on his wall. The cringeworthier the better."

"What makes a talker become a stalker? The s."

"The hitchhiker A guy with 3 eyes, one leg, and no arms is hitchhiking. Suddenly a nice English gent pulls over and says ""eye, eye, eye, you look 'armless, hop in."""

"NBC TV is planning a new series, ""Airline Tragedies"" They are putting together the pilot right now."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? A Japanese business man wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face"

"A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""What is this, a joke?"""

"How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs."

"Why was 7 arrested for homicide? Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect"

"BOSS: it's national replace H's with F's day ME: really? BOSS: yep, you're hired! ME: hahaha-wait BOSS: get out ME: what the huck?"