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Joke of the Day
"*eye of the tiger starts to play as I trip & fall down the stairs"
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"911: What's your emergency? Me: Hunting accident. I think my friend is dead 911: Can you verify that he's dead? *gunshot* Me: Yep, he's dead"
"Stickiest things in the world: 3) Lollipops 2) Glue 1) Children's library books"
"How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children? Backwards."
"How many 'friend-zoned' guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."
"Some people came to my door asking for donations to the local pool. So I went and poured them a glass of water."
"Why do ghosts eat more sandwiches than bears? Because there's more sandwiches in your fridge. };)"
"What's the most scandalous of the wonders of the ancient world? The Colossus of Scrotes."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. First they beat the room for being black, then they arrest the light bulb for being broke."
"Here is how you can tell John Cena is kicked out of Hogwarts. He abuses the invisibility spell."