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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto!"
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"How do Mexican dogs say ""hello"" when in Japan? Konnichihuahua"
"What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar? Billiards and Billiards"
"Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin."
"What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker? Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*"
"Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly? They want to finish before it's cool."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed the headphone jack with lightning"
"Why is George Bush always on the bottom when having sex? Because he can only fuck up!"
"So I got asked if I wanted a threesome... I said no thanks, if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd go out to dinner with my parents."
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? ...none. They arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the shit out of the room for being black."