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Joke of the Day
"There's no ''I'' in team... But there's a ''U' in cunt."
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"My wife came out of the shower and said, ""I shaved ""down there"". You know what that means?"" I said, ""Yeah you clogged the drain again."""
"What was the name of the pharao that screwed everything up? Ineptitut."
"What did Santa Claus say to his wife after he watched the weather report? It's going to rain dear. ^Yeah ^I'm ^sorry ^its ^late ^guys."
"What do you call two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald."
"""on your left u see fred in camo, on your right is bertha, she has ridden many miles on that electric cart."" If walmart had tour guides."
"A snake slithers into a bar... The bartender says, ""I'm sorry but I can't serve you."" ""Why not?"" asks the snake. The bartender says, ""Because you can't hold your liquor."""
"What do you call a porcupine with no legs a pufferfish"
"*Mary Poppins voice* Ok, children! Time to go! [15 min later] *Batman voice* I said let's go."
"How many ""friend zoned"" guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw."