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Joke of the Day
"Why is George Bush always on the bottom when having sex? Because he can only fuck up!"
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"1984 is a great work of literature. I think all kids should be forced to read it."
"George foreman sells a grill, what does the iron shiek sell? Cast iron sheik skillets."
"My girlfriend says I can't visualise things I can't imagine why."
"What did Sigmund Freud say when he had an epiphany? Urethra!"
"the host of the party told me to make myself comfortable so I went back home to bed"
"I think the health care bill is unpopular because it lacks vampires."
"""If you woke up with Vaseline up your butt would you tell anybody?"" ""Um No"" ""Wanna go camping?"""
"A man is put on trial for committing mass genocide against the people of Scotland. It looked like he would be in prison for life... ...but he got off Scot-free."
"3 fonts walk into a bar. Bartender says, ""We don't serve your type."""