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Joke of the Day
"How do Mexican dogs say ""hello"" when in Japan? Konnichihuahua"
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"A Smart car Zoomed past me And vanished into a pothole"
"Translator: We changed the Bible verses forbidding happy marriage to say gay marriage. King James: Same thing, what could possibly go wrong?"
"What did the type setter sing while he worked? I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!"
"Rate kickass only this if your name isn't Steve"
"How rare was the disease that killed Tom Jones' wife? It's not unusual"
"Q: How do you fix a broken pizza? A: Use tomato paste."
"[Inspecting car] *kicks tire* ""Mmhm just as I suspected, it can withstand a single kick."""
"How many men does it take to make popcorn? Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove."
"""Hey you know how everyone's favorite part of the sandwich is the meat, let's add an extra slice of bread?"" - Inventor of club sandwich"