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Joke of the Day

"So I got asked if I wanted a threesome... I said no thanks, if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd go out to dinner with my parents."

"Did you hear the Energizer bunny got arrested? He was charged with battery."

"A woman asked me for a German method of coal extraction... And mein shaft she got"

"I asked my girlfriend to shave her cunt. I woke up the next morning bald."

"if a cop ever asks me to count from 100 backwards ..i just get in the back seat"

"A musician was arrested... He's in treble."

"What happened to the man who turned into an insect ? He just beetled off !"

"Reckon the first person to make popcorn by accident probably ran away for a while."

"[doctors exam] ""I'm feeling a lump here. Here's another. You have several lumps."" -uh oh, what does that mean doc? ""it means you're fat"""

"What makes a USPS joke funny? The delivery."