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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker? Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*"
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"I've recently taken up a class in French Self Defense... It's exhausting, I've never ran so far!"
"You heard of what happened to Robin Williams? You could say his jokes had him ""gasping"" for air."
"How can there be self-help 'groups'?"
"There is a band called 1023 MB. They haven't had any gigs yet though."
"What's a greater Pressure, the impact of Earth hitting the sun, the impact of Earth hitting the moon, or Republican demands for Carson and Kasich to drop out? Please discuss. Thanks."
"What was Hitler's favourite animal? Adolphin."
"Dear God, thank you for not giving spiders wings."
"*two turtles strapping themselves to a sleeping cheetah* Just you wait, Carl! This is gonna be awesome!"
"I like my women like I like my coffee ground up and in the freezer."