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Joke of the Day

"Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly? They want to finish before it's cool."

"Girls are like blackjack... I'm trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 14."

"Political joke Donald Trump"

"There was a guy so dumb, that one time drug dealers sent him to Colombia to bring coke He brought back Pepsi"

"I bet the guy who invented fake dog shit was upset the name ""shampoo"" was taken"

"Hey! Need an ark! I noah a guy."

"No Smoking Salesgirl : Sir no smoking in the shop. Man : But i purchased cigarette from your shop. Salesgirl : Sir we sell Condoms too, but it doesn't mean u start Fucking us ."

"One day at a Stripper Club Stripper: ""The more you tip, the more I'll reveal!"" (*tips more money*) Stripper: ""Bush did 9/11!"""

"Go ahead lady, call the cops. I have witnesses that say your toddler started it."

"What's blue and doesn't fit anymore? A dead epileptic."