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Joke of the Day

"Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly? They want to finish before it's cool."

"Spider-man has been unmasked in all his last 4 films. If I was him, I wouldn't even bother dressing up."

"Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts? Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars."

"Is your smart fridge running? ""Yes? Well can you turn the damn thing off, it's breaking the Internet!"""

"A man went to the movie.. A man went to the movie theater's ticket window a second time and said, ""One more."" ""For The Hobbit?"" the ticket vendor asked. ""No,"" the man replied, ""That's my girlfriend."""

"Why did the semen cross the road? The chicken came first"

"Cannibals probably instagram pictures of their next door neighbors."

"Why does the USA use F? The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism."

"You know what really grinds my gears? People who can't drive manual."

"Did you hear about the guy who was on trial for masturbating to obscure court cases? He got off on a technicality."