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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? ...none. They arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the shit out of the room for being black."

"It's actually pretty convenient the Alan Rickman died so soon after David Bowie. You can just move your lightning bolt up a few inches for the funeral and fit right in."

"Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan? Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke."

"Did you hear about the midget that got arrested for masturbating in public? They say that he had a short cumming!"

"What is black, white, and red all over? A Communist Propaganda film from the 1930s."

"What do you call an oval with a speech impediment? An Elipshhh"

"What is a downies favourite song? Hot potato. Hot potato."

"What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan? The ocean."

"Did you hear bout the new iphone with professional camera? Its called the eyephone."

"So I got these shoes from my drug dealer... I don't know what he laced it with but I have been tripping all day. s/o to my professor for telling this joke to me today and giving me a good laugh."