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Joke of the Day

"Why do feminists dislike maths? There's an XY axis but no XX axis."

"Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!"

"My wife just told me she read all 1800 of my tweets. I feel like I did when I was 10 and my mom found that magazine under the mattress...."

"Internet Explorer says I must have cookies turned on. I've licked them seductively what more can I do?"

"A lot of women at the mall make me feel like I'm tripping on flaccid."

"87% of my day is spent remembering my kids names and my anniversary and stuff and the other 57% is trying to do math."

"Her: You into S&M. Him: Sure. Her: Good. *ties him to bed post* Him: Oh yeah. Her: Ready...? Him: Torture me! Her: *plays Nickelback*"

"Why do chicken coops have two doors? Because if they had four it would be a chicken sedan."

"""So I was on a spaceship, and you were there, but it was not you, you know? Anyways..."" - MLK's less important dream"

"Whats red and crawling up your leg An abortion with home sickness."